Often described as a high-energy performer and a crowd favourite Sterling Scott has become one of comedy’s rising stars.
Sterling’s material stems from his experiences with relationships, family, being a father, current events, his out look on life and the world, and those awkward moments that people from all walks of life can relate to. Sterling has traveled all across Canada the U.S. and even over seas with notable performances as a finalist in the San Francisco international comedy competition in 2013, winner of the Edmonton international comedy festival "young guns" competition 2013, finalist in the Seattle international comedy competition 2014, performing for the troops in Kuwait, Iraq and Afghanistan, and Dubai, and the just for laughs festival in Montreal. As a writer and actor Sterling has worked on season twenty of the Canadian comedy television show “This Hour has 22 minutes".
Sterling was born in Scarborough Ontario and now currently resides in Edmonton Alberta. Raised in a single parent family with five brothers and sisters, with a mother born in Trinidad and Tobago who had to raise her kids in Canada stand up comedy is not only natural to Sterling, It’s a way of life!
Mark Bennett (MC)
Originally from St. John’s, Newfoundland, Mark Bennett began his career in entertainment as a stand-up comic in Ottawa. He stayed in Ottawa for 10 months, before relocating to the Toronto comedy scene in 2004. Mark quickly emerged as one of the best new talents in Canada and performed at the prestigious Just For Laughs festival in Montreal.
Mark moved to Los Angeles in 2007 to explore the exciting world of film production. He wrote, directed, and produced his first feature movie in January 2009, just a few months after he graduated from the Hollywood Film Institute.
Mark has been featured on Star TV, the Comedy Network, CBC, and recently at the Los Angeles International Comedy Festival.
Mark Bennett is now based in Toronto where he spends most of his time in the editing room or performing stand-up comedy. Mark’s nice guy approach combined with his exceptional wit and imagination that sees no boundaries have charmed audiences across North America.
Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.
Thursday to Sunday shows normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 to 100 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.
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A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.
ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons
under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do
not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of
bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a
If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..
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Born and raised in Kingston Ontario, Ryan Dennee combines high energy and real life experiences to lead the crowd through a night of non stop laughter. His well written stories combined with his strong ability to go “off the cuff” has made Ryan a crowd favorite across the country. Ryan has appeared at The Waterloo Comedy Festival, The Cottage Country Comedy Festival, Comics on the Rocks Comedy Festival and the April Fools Festival in Kingston. Ryan was featured on XM Radio multiple times, has been seen in several commercials and starred in a number of Canadian short films.
Jason Blanchard is an ex-soldier, ex-husband and ex-tremely funny! After growing up in a typical small town, this friendly and energetic comedian has matured into a versatile headlining comic entertainer who was toured all over the globe. Jason has the ability to be corporate clean or cunningly crude, adapting to any venue: Comedy Clubs, Corporate Events, Colleges & Universities, Festivals, Fundraisers, Cruise Ships and Military Bases.
As a former paratrooper, he was so excited and honored to be chosen to go to Kandahar & Kabul Afghanastan to perform for the brave men & women who are serving there. Jason has been heard on XM Satellite Ratio and is the host, producer & creator of the Jason Blanchard Presents Next to the Mic and the Canadian Comedy Award nominated standup comedy contest Stand Up & BITE Me and on BITE TV.
Dinner & Show Packages
Absolute Comedy is more than hilarious shows in a great atmosphere, we also offer delicious food at prices that will make your wallet laugh. What a perfect night! Dinner, drinks and a show all under one roof! Here’s what you get:
All you can eat buffet (if/when offered). The buffet includes: Lasagna, Chicken Primavera, Roast Beef au Jus, 2 salads, Rolls, Dessert, Tea and Coffee.
On any night where there are less than 12 reservations, you can have any entree on our menu, with large salad and dessert, coffee and tea.
You also receive a ticket to an outstanding live comedy show with reserved seats
Dinner/Shows cannot be combined with any other offer (ie coupons and/or passes)
*Taxes and Gratuity not included*
Because of time restrictions, Special Dinner/show prices can only be honoured until 90min before showtime.
All inclusive packages can be arranged for office parties or any large group.
Call us at (613) 900 - 5400 for details
Hire a Comedian
If you can’t get your group down to the club for a show, then let Absolute bring the show to you! We can provide comedians for private parties of 25 to 70,000 people. We can write customized material, provide audio and lighting equipment and help you set up the event so it is a success.
Rates will vary depending on:
Day of the week and/or time of the year
Number of people in attendance
Length of show
Number of comedians
Experience or availability of comedians
Type of Comedian (ie clean, female, ethnic, etc,)
For bookings at Bars and Nightclubs, Restaurants, Universities, Colleges, High Schools, Halls, Community Centers, Legions etc., please call (613) 900-5400 or email info @ absolutecomedy.ca
Charities & Fundraisers
We can accommodate up to 170 people for dinner and a show. Large office parties, Christmas parties, Birthdays, Stags, Stagettes, Fundraisers, Roasts, Divorce Papers, …
we celebrate anything!
Absolute Comedy is proud to contribute to our community by offering special fundraiser nights for local charities. If you have a group that is interested in holding an event with us, please call (613) 900 - 5400 to arrange a special evening in your group’s honor.
Here’s how it works:
We sell you tickets for a night at our club at a discount for any Sunday to Thursday night. You sell the tickets at any price you like and all proceeds are yours.
What we do for you:
We provide the comedians and a fully staffed comedy club and restaurant for an awesome 90 min show.
We provide you with tickets that you can sell.
We will assist in a 50/50 draw before and after the show.
What you do:
You will sell tickets to the event (at any price you wish. We suggest ~$10-$15.)
Help promote your event, raise awareness for the cause and help promote our club at the same time.
Provide a few volunteers to sell 50/50 tickets at the event.
What your costs are:
You buy tickets in advance at a discount. Min The first 100 tickets are sold at 50% off our regular door price (Currently $5 on Thur or Sun, or $3 on Wed). The next 50 are sold at an even better price and the last 50 at a slightly better price ($3 being the lowest price). Tickets must be purchased by cash or cheque only.
What you can make:
Realistically, On a Thursday, if you sell 120 tickets for $15, the door will be $1800. A 50/50 draw could also realistically raise ~$150.
This totals ~$1950. Minus the cost of the tickets, you could raise over $1500 and have a blast while doing it.
Other stuff you should know:
The minimum amount of tickets that can be purchased is 50. You can buy tickets in packs of 25 afterwards. The Funds raised must be for an accredited charity. We will not provide tickets to raise money for breast implants or to send you and your buddies to Cancun etc.
Remember to over-sell a bit. 10 to 20% of people you sell tickets to may just be supporting the cause and may not show up for the event.
Book a night early. Give yourself 4 to 5 weeks to sell tickets.
Monday and Tuesday nights may also be available. Call us at (613) 900 - 5400 for more information or to book your fundraising night